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But the pee celebrations and products could not last. A follower of Peesus sold Peesus’ location for an expired gift card and a bucket of pee. Peesus was arrested for illegally exceeding pee quotas, as they had produced too much pee for the nation to handle.

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After the pee festival, Peesus started making pencils. These pencils used pee to write, and are what these tales are written with. All the paper in the land was written in yellow. There was even pee ice cubes for the employees.