Author archives: ppman

Joe PP is a wall

This messenger would be called Peesus. Peesus began by peeing in a river to baptise it, and remind it of its origins. This pee would be consumed by many followers of Peesus. Peesus then went about establishing the word of Joe PP across the world.

Joe PP can jump

Joe PP goes round and round

Joe PP is a spanner because it cranks nuts

Joe PP is a fountain of pee

Joe PP then sent down a messenger for all the little pee pees to learn some wisdom. They would begin travelling the world reminding everyone of the importance of pee.

Joe PP can divide by 8

Joe PP is a blender

Joe PP then peed the oceans for the smaller pee pees to drink from. Some of this pee even froze making the polar regions. The pee flowed everywhere, and made smaller lakes and rivers with a slight smell.